11.27.2008

Please allow me a moment of self-congratulation.



I made chowder today. A pound and a half of cod and a can (sorry!) of lump crabmeat went into this concoction. There was also a bacon sighting.

It is delicious. I should sell this stuff. The business plan: supply the customers with on-demand hot chowder through underground pipelines. Citibank will provide the seed funding of 1 billion dollars. I will go public within a year, before the company develops any meaningful financial history.

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