Pride

Dartmouth snaps 17-game losing streak

"The Big Green snapped its 17-game losing streak in convincing fashion with a 28-6 win over Columbia at Memorial Field in a Homecoming matchup ... Dartmouth was hit with a 15-yard penalty for excessive celebration after the score."

The end of this mighty streak should not be celebrated; it should be mourned. Going so long without a win in the Ivy League is a singular achievement in football history. My middle school football team once scrimmaged against Brown and lost only in overtime. Your grandmother, during a bender in Morningside Heights, brawled with the defensive line of Columbia and left them bleeding.

Perhaps there will be a second coming of Jay Fiedler soon and the glory days of Dartmouth shall return.

The Fauna and Flora of Monteverde

Bug


Two monkeys


Bug


Bird


Dead bug


Cheese, and eventually beef


Plant


More plant


Plants, sunset


Plants, mud


Plants covered in plants


The continental divide covered in plants

More Playa Santo Domingo

Alas, I did not leave so quickly. Yes, I did nearly pass out on a hill. But there was also a proper beach vacation. The beach was black, the water was fresh and to either side there loomed a volcano. The hotel was empty and the waitress was sassy.



There were these big birds that the waiter called urakas.




The purple room.





Ginna read to me an abridged history of Nicaragua. There was a time when a man could establish his legacy as the bastard son of a nobleman, a Seventh-Day Adventist revolutionary leader of an armed uprising, and part time yoga master.

Playa

Hotel Ometepetl has an appealing exterior. Unfortunately its rooms are far less attractive. The woman who presumably owns the hotel wears a muumuu. Later we learn that she is an island mogul and owns another hotel in Playa Santo Domingo. I wonder about the set of pressures and incentives that leads to this lack of investment into the quality of the rooms.



It looks fake, particularly because it is standing on what appears to be a manmade platform. But it later flew away.



In the sand were some apparently aquatic plants that looked much like Venus flytraps.



Concepcion in the foreground, wearing some clouds. Biggest lake volcano in the world, son. Madera in the back. This is on the way to the island but for narrative flow let's say that we are leaving. Errol Morris, might you classify this as a manipulation?



We are driving out toward the Interamericana again. We are headed to the border. I have conveniently forgotten to mention the time when I almost pass out on my bicycle at eleven in the morning on a sun-baked hill.

Moyogalpa

They are curiously clever and exceedingly devoid of soul. They make a racket at inconvenient hours. They speak as much Spanish as I do but roll their R's with more authenticity. At least one is eager to grab a hold of you in its leathery talon. It is an uncomfortable offer and possibly a threat.



We walk up and down a darkening street and peek into one empty restaurant after another. A lone soldier cradling a well-worn shotgun stands sentry at an otherwise unremarkable intersection with a small bank office. In one restaurant the lack of business has resulted in a small group of idle townspeople gathered around the owner/cook lady in the dining room. I mistake this for a group of local diners and suggest we eat there.

A group of local diners is both the most trusted and the most misleading indicator of restaurant quality to the independent tourist. It assigns upon the local populace a level of discrimination that we mustn't assume, based upon some fantasy about folk taste and authenticity and blah blah. This is so even when the group of local diners are actually eating. Ours is a phantom group that disbands when we sit down and they lose their core, the owner/cook lady, to our table and then the kitchen. Fortunately she is nice, the food delicious, the dogs affectionate (and hungry for your food), the roof incomplete and constructed upon living trees, and the maybe-ten-years-old daughter of the lady all up in my face with a talk-to-the-hand response to my request for the bill.





I don't remember Moyogalpa as a particularly beautiful place, but it is beautiful at times.



We are out of focus, which is appropriate. We have just spent twelve hours going from San Jose, Costa Rica to Moyogalpa, Nicaragua on the bus and on this boat. The autofocus prefers the background, as it is stunning and less sweaty.

This would be the second of four full days on the road going from one place to another. The third will be a bus-to-ferry-to-taxi-to-foot-to-bus-to-taxi-to-bus-to-taxi tribute to mechanized transportation. Covering long distances in an unknown land is a fantastic thing. We are moving through space and time. In the morning we are in one place and in the evening we are in another. We have either further escaped from home or moved closer to its comfort; we can measure our progress precisely against a map.

Calzado

It is too early in the morning, but it is sunny and I am walking around the streets of San Jose near the Ticabus station with Ginna.

In between storefronts there are homes that share the same sagging structure and brightly colored paintwork. In the evening we could look into open doors and see living rooms lit by television screens.

We are thinking about breakfast. No; I am thinking about breakfast, and Ginna wants to prevent me from becoming cranky. Low blood sugar is the Achilles' heel in my otherwise Zen-infused temperament.

We have not yet discovered the cafe in the bus station.

Windmills

We have just sprung free into Nicaragua from the hot and dusty Costa Rican border, where I had nearly lost any and all faith in Central American bureaucracy. We are traveling through a field of wind turbines along the Interamerica highway. The kid across the aisle from us, the kid with the impossibly optimistic temperament, the kid who will ride a bus for days on end through hell and smile, is staring out the window at the modern windmills.

(A local source, possibly a cab driver, has it that these are owned by an American company that sells the generated power outside the region.)

Behind and to the left of the windmills, Volcán Concepción of Isla Ometepe rises from Lake Nicaragua. To the right, the kid's head obscures the lesser Volcán Madera, the menacing circumference of which we would later attempt to bike for a few sad miles, until the steep inclines, the leaden heft of our gearless/brakeless (though not out of fashion, as is the case for bicycles all over New York City) bicycles, the heat, the humidity and our general poor form conspire to leave us hyperventilating and pushing our leaden steeds right back to the hotel.

How to Disappear for a Week

At six in the morning of the 10th, following a heroic display of how not to pack that lasted until three in the morning, I went out to LaGuardia for a Costa Rica-by-way-of-Charlotte-bound flight. For the following week I traveled with Ginna to San Jose, Costa Rica; Isla Ometepe, Nicaragua; and Monteverde, Costa Rica.

I will leave its narration to more capable hands. Instead, here is a series of images, not necessarily in chronological order. It is a linear collage of sorts, which is how I remember the week.