Ok, a little morbid.

"There was no rage in him ... It was just like he was a robot or something." An attack in Canada.

From Bike Nashbar:

You may have noticed we experienced
an outage on our site. We want to
apologize for the inconvenience.
Our lead hamster went missing and
we had to recruit a newbie. He stumbled
a bit but figured out the wheel quite
quickly, is up to speed and doing great!